Quick, what rhymes with DWI?

Ahhh, J.J. He's an easy man to hate when he's good. He's even easier to hate when he's bad.

Redick arrested on DWI charges

Considering I have a friend who personally shared a bowl with J.J. at a traffic light somewhere in Durham, I can't say I'm too terribly surprised at this turn of events.

As long as we're thinking of J.J. - something we try to avoid at all costs, unless we're remembering that time Tyler Hansbrough unleashed a can of whoop-ass on his senior night, or that time he never won a national championship, or that time he cried in his last game, or that time he picked his nose on national TV ... all right, the kid had his moments - why don't we take a moment and revisit his poetry?

Ah, that never fails to warm the cockles of my cold, Dook-hatin' heart.